My mom thinks I'm a filthy slob who doesn't do anything to help around the house. ..meanwhile she stays in her room all day complaining about what she wanted done.(even though she never says a word about the stuff she wants me to do to begin with.)

She's been doing this c. rap for 2 months and I want to commit neck rope.

Anyways thank you for coming to my ted talk. Now take a haha funni number of points.