The tone of "Life Without Go-Go Boots" can best be described as O solemn because of the dark passages filled with sensory detail
o humorous because of the extended use of hyperbole
commanding because of the use of figurative language
o confusing because of the personification of clothes

this passage has a lot of figurative language like examples are

the day we found the sharks' teeth was foggy and cool.

moisture hung in the air so thick you could almost see it sparkling in the dim sunlight.

figurative language can not be taken seriously it is just sayings.

it is true my friend

isn't this axel talking to his uncle?

im not 100 percent sure but i think its a