What does mon portrait chinois mean in english

Bonsoir

'Mon portrait chinois' is a  description of yourself through a comparison with either animals, places, famous people, food, fruits.. anything with a justification..

In English, you call it " My Chinese portrait", I think

example

si j'étais un animal je serai un chat  parce que je pourrais dormir toute la journée

If I were a colour, I would be black, because it's the colour of mystery

anything you want to compare with to describe your personality

It's a way in French or English, to know if you use the conditional tense correctly

hope this helps ;