Why the frick do I feel like stabbing myself 26 times with a rusty fork

Um yea this might be weird to say up here but me and my girl got freaky and shoved a bottle up my but thole and now is stuck. so what do i do?

Design a questionnaire to indicate the level of a person’s wellness. have a friend or family member complete the questionnaire. make a prediction about that person’s wellness and justify your prediction using two or more complete sentences.

Explain the importance of getting and proper treatment for a mental illness.