SO MY DOCTOR TOLD ME I HAVE uh, ya. M EEE in big boy CONfusion

is one of the longest words in the dictionary — and, in an ironic twist, is the name for a fear of long words. Sesquipedalophobia is another term for the phobia. The American Psychiatric Association doesn't officially recognize this phobia

Explanation:

i've never heard of it before.

one time i was looking at my neighbors screen door to see if the door was open i was squinting like a fool for 10 minutes before realizing he was starring back i then died from embarrassment and am now typing this from the ghost world