Answer for the points lol. Hows life been?

Can someone me. so last night i was with my girl and i ended up with a peanut butter jar in my anus. sadly we have tried to pull it out but its well stuck in there : ( any ideas how to get it out?

The 1.5 mile run test and the 12 minute swim test are considered as what kind of test ?

For several reasons you should only use hospital approved hand lotion two of the reasons are because they cause breakdown of latex gloves and can become contaminated with bacteria if dispensers are refilled what is another reason