Disney shower thoughts!! 1. it is weird that only Lumiere has an accent even though all the beauty and the beast characters live in France
2. mulan couldn't have saved china if she had big b oobs
3. the prince of snow white actually kisses the c orpse of a minor he had just seen
4. the little mermaid had at least c rapped her pants once on her first day as a human.
5. Aladdin could have handed the lamp to jasmine and they could have gained another three wishes.
6. am putating mike mazowskys legs would be the same as be heading him
7. the fact that dory can remember that she cant r ember is confusing
8. if the queen in snow white can turn herself into an old lady
why dosent she just turn herself more beautiful than snow white.
9. if Santa always knew when you were being n aughty or nice then he would have known that Rudolph was getting b ullied.
10. Rapunzel neck must have been very strong to lift a grown man