Oi how i feel and how my friend feels im the crying one

Is it ok for your junk to be 17inches in diameter and this is school related

Can someone me. so last night i was with my girl and i ended up with a peanut butter jar in my anus. sadly we have tried to pull it out but its well stuck in there : ( any ideas how to get it out?

How could you find out if that advice is based in scientific evidence?