Can someone talk to me please???

Can someone me. so last night i was with my girl and i ended up with a peanut butter jar in my anus. sadly we have tried to pull it out but its well stuck in there : ( any ideas how to get it out?

Sadie and her mom were at a hardware store to purchase smoke detectors for their new home. sadie's mom was unsure how many units she should purchase. what is the general recommendation? a. one large one for the middle of the house b. every room in the house should have one c. kitchen, garage and laundry room- since those are where most fires happen d. every living area including the hallway by the bedrooms should have a smoke detector.

What information is necessary in order to make a report on suspected domestic abuse? the unembellished facts or evidence you know about the patient’s permission regardless of age the relevant medical records if a patient is taking medication the consent of a parent or guardian if the patient is under the age of 18