Can some one tell me a funny joke you get 20 points

one time i was looking at my neighbors screen door to see if his door was open .so i was staring like a idiot at his door for a good 10 minutes when my eyes adjust and i realized he was staring back at me through he door .i then died of embarrassment and am now typing this from the ghost world

pleas go answer my queston befor i fial my test