If Jenna can yeet 3 poptarts in 5 minutes and roast a hater in 2 minutes, Thomas can yeet 9 poptarts in 10 minutes and roast 4 haters in 13 minutes, Charles can yeet 8 poptarts in 5 minutes and roast 3 haters in 2 minutes, and Pinky can yeet 5 poptarts in 10 seconds and roast a hater in 30 minutes, and each person can only do one thing at a time, how long will it take them to yeet 5000 poptarts and roast 500 haters if Jenna and Pinky start off yeeting poptarts and Thomas and Charles start off roasting haters at midnight, Pinky switches to roasting haters after 45 minutes (12:45), Thomas takes a break after 60 minutes (1:00), Charles switches to yeeting poptarts after 75 minutes (1:15), Jenna gets tired and she works 2 times slower (rate is halved) after 90 minutes (1:30), Thomas comes back to yeet poptarts after 120 minutes (2:00), Charles takes an energy drink and switches back to roasting haters at 2 times the pace he was before (rate is doubled for roasting haters) after 150 minutes (2:30)