Help me please

joke 1. 2 hunters were out in the woods right while they were following fresh tracks from a big elk one of the hunters drop to the ground and his eyes roll backwards so the other hunter whips out his phone and calls the hospital "I THINK MY FRIEND IS DEAD!" he told the doctor the doctor told him " Calm down let's make sure he's dead. so there is a moment of silence the you here a big pop the hunter says "NOW WHAT!"     (he shot his friend)

joke 2. I wanted to be a democrat for halloween but i could not stick my head far enough up my a/s/s to be one.

brainliest for being funny?

points are handed out whenever you post answers.

brainliest answers are handed out by the person asking the question, so whether your answer is picked depends entirely on whether the asker bothers to pick

if you're asking about your rank, it depends on having a certain number of points and a certain number of brainliest answers. for example, at the time of this writing, i have 44338 points out of 15000 needed for the next (nearly triple the requirement! ) but i only have 24 out of 50 required brainliest answers. this number decays, meaning after a certain amount of time (i think about a month), the total number of brainliest answers you've earned doesn't count toward this total. (i've been stuck at the same rank for a long

the lesson to learn here is that you shouldn't worry about points or rank. chances are, no matter how good an answer you may provide, your efforts will go mostly unnoticed unless you focus on the newest/most active questions that get posted.