Reimu hakurei the shrine maiden of ~paradise~ they say but is it more like hell or paradise when my shrine's full of youkai playing nice (It's uncanny!) Reimu hakurei the shrine maiden of ~mystery~ they say but even if my hitbox shrinks my shot power it always really stinks (Why do players pick me!)

I guess thats a mystery aint it? hehe

Look at red and white (Ze) almost half as cool as black and white (ze) Pure and right (Heh) and i'll shoot ya if your in the way

Maybe one day if i just get off my lazy butt (ze) I might be able to find a job to pay the bills the lock on my collection box (ze) might aswell be called a fantasy seal (Get it) in my dreams i'm rich but i'm really freakin broke for real

I've no content to how my good friend might feel who desperately needs more interesting stuff to steal (by which i mean borrow) Reimu hakurei--

((maris~ oh there you are reimu! oh geez wait hold-

fantasyyy, seal

gah master spark!

Geez reimu your pretty cold you gotta lighten up! we'll start with your pockets ze..

hrmph. Please stick to writing spellcards and not other peoples theme songs!))