Story Time : So I was looking out my window just too enjoy my view,
My son says, "dad do you want my cookies?"
I said sure, ate one, then yeeted my son out the window
That sh. t was disg/usting as. f
Then my neighbors stared at me
I f. cking sho. t them
My great grandmother was like :0
She fell, and said "help. I've fallen and can't get up"
Then lose life alert Ni. g.as came, and kidnapped my great grandmother
I jumped off my roof
Then I woke up.