Whoever can make the best joke i will mark as the brainiests

One day, one man go out to eat, when he get into one restaurant, he saw that many people were eating in this restaurant. It was a two tiers restaurant, the second tier still have seat, so the man go to second tier, after he finish his lunch, he want to go to bathroom, but the bathroom said fault repair, but the man can wait any second, so he run into the bathroom, and 20 minutes later, he came out and walk down to the first tier. He saw there were no people. He saw a servant under a table, the man ask what happen, the servant said there was a poop drop down from a hole, and drop on the ceiling fan, the poop flew every where, the man want to laugh but he hold back, the poop is from the bathroom where it said fault repair. Then end

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

Step-by-step explanation:

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step-by-step explanation:

u take $75 minus $60.the anwer/original($75)multiply by 100

1/3 + 1/3 ≠ 2/6 because 1/3 alone = 2/6  

step by step explanation:

1/3 + 1/3 = 2/3       2/3=4/6