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If i have one apple and give you the apple, how many apples do i have?

Two cars which are 40 miles apart start moving simultaneously in the same direction with constant speeds. if the speed of the car which is behind is 56 mph and the speed of the other car is 48 mph, how many hours will it take for the car which is behind to catch up the car ahead of it?

Lines f and g are cut by the transversal d. the measure of 1 = 2x + 35 and the measure of 8 = 10x - 85. what value of x will show that lines f and g are parallel? a. 19 b. 26 c. 18 d. 15