Tell me a joke. Best joke gets brainliest

Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs.What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs.

A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish. The salesman asks him, "Do you want an aquarium?" The guy responds, "I don't care what star sign it is!"

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

1+1=3 how is this posible

Step-by-step explanation:

if u dont use a condum

auto insurance

step-by-step explanation:

$53.50

step-by-step explanation:

you have to subtract the amount of money chuck earned ($72.50) by the cost of the gas for the mower ($11.25) and the new string for the trimmer he bought ($7.75).

72.50-11.25=61.25

and then subtract $61.25 by the second thing he bought (the new string for the trimmer)

61.25-7.75=53.5

so in total it's $53.50 (53 dollars and 50 cents)