Can someone help me???

Writings not that easy, but Grammarly can help. This sentance is grammaticaly correct but its wordy and hard to read. “Can someone help me please”
More like,
“I’m a waste of oxygen and air. I’m a disappointment and a mistake.”
Explanation:

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( -_･ ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘pew
/ ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘pew

:｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。’
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men
★☆☆☆☆
would not recommend

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。me & you, but mostly me
　ﾟ･｡･

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 *Million dollar pushay
　ﾟ･｡･

Iwould say rat and vsu but i’m not 100% sure