How to survive algebra 1 assay please help!

Step 1:

Attack Algebra Teacher

Step 2:

Learn the ways of anime

According to Anime Master Ooga Booga, math must not interfere in the ways of anime which are very sacred and ancient. we shall now start the ooga booga ritual in honor of Ooga Booga the First OOGA BOOGA OOGA BOOGA OOGA BOOOGG U have shown us the ways of anime and we thank u

Step 3: Lead a rebellion against the Math Department of whatever

Step 4: Take over the city

Step 5: Make speeches televised across the country

Step 6: Take over the state

Step 7: Threaten war with your current militia against the government

Step 8: Fight bloody and merciless battle against the U.S army with strategic options

Step 9: Collapse the U.S government

Step 10: rebuild the government but one as yours

Step 11: Eliminate math from education standards in your new country

Step 12: Put algebra teachers in court for committing a crime in your country

Step 13: Build official army for defense against other countries if necessary

Step 14: Provide for your citizens

Summary: You have survived Algebra 1 and become leader of a country!