Original puns; shere them with your friends. The clock is always ticking me off.

Bill thought he was a clock. This was very alarming to his family.

Shredding cheese is a greater problem than any of your problems.

eye see

The farmers were going to have a race, but sadly before they started the track-tore.

Whenever I start to sing someone says we better rap this up.

What god do the moles worship? the holy moly.

I hope these were funny!

Wbob1314

Urgent! 20 points! here is a you are the new manager at trusty goods wholesale produce. you need to figure out how to adjust the amount of produce in your notes after the events of the day: you got 5 more crates of bananas someone returned 2 crates of apples a worker dropped a crate of grapes (oh no! , you had to throw them out) you sold a crate of bananas you sold 5 crates of apples can you write an expression to describe your day using: "a" for crates of apples "b" for crates of bananas and "g" for crates of grapes? make sure the expression is in simplest form question 2 (3 points) explain your steps using sentences.