I will give brainiest to whoever can write the funniest poem

I found a nickel.

It smelled like a pickle.

It was very weird.

I thought it had a beard.

But I took it to my house.

And fed it to my mouse.

The mouse wanted cheese.

It said Oh please!

I forgot the keys!

The nickel that smelled like a pickle.

Sort of, kind of, tickled.

So i got rid of it.

I threw it and it got hit.

So now im back at my house.

With my little mouse.

That wanted cheese.

And said oh please!

-Kiwokiki

1.

The fox went a-walking,

For to have a little flirt;

But it made me so sad,

For she had no skirt.

The fox went a-walking

Down by the sloughs;

But it made me so sad,

For she had no shoes.

The fox went a-walking

Down by the mall;

But it made me so sad,

Shed no clothes at all.

2. Grandma's on the dancefloor

Shaking what she's got.

If it doesn't shake, it wobbles,

And boy, does it wobble a lot.

The old moves don't come easy

Even though she's got new hips.

She swings them almost freely now,

And you can barely hear them click.

answer: 15000

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