Is flood control, gourmet coffee shops, high school education, movie tickets, severe weather warning system , and a laptop computer . all public? private? or both

I believe what's listed is public, as a citizen you publicly gain access to weather alerts, the education system, etc.

aren't cheetos good enough to be president?

i'm not sure what you are asking, but it also served as a debtors colony, was ran by the trustees for 20 years until becoming a royal colony, and people had restrictions such as no slaves, and only 50 acres of land per person/ hope this !

- jack watson