Tell me some jokes guys I'm bored as hell rn

Your mamma s fat that when god said let there be light he had to ask her to move out of the way first!

Explanation:

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What do you call a hippie’s wife? A Mississippi!

What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick? Put it on my bill!

I hate Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.

Explanation:

texas governor sam houston opposed secession, but was unable to prevent it. in this speech, given prior to lincoln's election, he presents the argument that slavery would be safer within the united states than outside of it. it was a prescient argument, and one held by several other southern leaders.

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