SIMP ALERT Okay I made a thing about this, but I dont think it fell through.

I'm a simp. Like, really, really bad. Theres a guy that I care for a lot, and i currently have no way to contact him except through a mutual friend who i only see once in a while. She let's me use her phone to message him through Insta when I see her. However, I am trying to make a burner Insta, and have a really sus request- I dont expect this to work, but look, I would rather ask and be told no, than not try at all. I would rather look like a lunatic than never take this chance in the first place. So...
Is anybody willing to let me borrow their Insta, or at least make an account for me to use? I literally would only use it to talk to him.
Please. I know this is so, so sus, but really.