Unrealistic life situation: You are in a city, but on the more tourist-focused area.

A friend of yours comes up to you and says, "Come on, I want to show you something over here!"

You go with them.

They bring you into an ally, surprisingly clean.

You turn the corner into another ally splitting from the ally, but with a back wall. It looked like nobody has ever been here, yet it is still fairly clean.

They rub your chest, you have no idea what is even happening. Your face looks confused, and so is your brain.

What do you do?
A. Throw you both into awkwardness
B. Pepper Spray
C. Push them away
D. You mug them
E. Do what they want you to do.
F. Secret Ending, they mug you.