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Texan: "Where are you from?"

Harvard Graduate: "I come from a place where we do not end sentences with prepositions."

Texan: "Okay— where are you from, jack     a   ss?"

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guys says "OK, now what?"

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pick the slime up with your hands; it will be a little sticky. knead the slime by stretching it out, then squishing it back together. keep doing this for a few minutes until the slime is no longer sticky. if the slime is still sticky, then add 1/4 teaspoon of contact saline solution and knead it again.

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