Things a pessimist would say and do

Oh boy I wish I could answer this question but you probably won't even look at this... I'm probably wrong too... Oh boy... it rained today so I have been seeing grey all day... I'm not complaining but... grey's really sad. ~sigh~ I wanted to get a cookie from my mom today, but she would probably say no. It's not like I deserve a cookie anyway... ~sigh~ I guess I should stop taking up your time. You'll probably hate this answer anyway. Goodbye... you don't have to miss me or anything...no one ever would anyway...

Oh my good luck with that i’m sorry you have to do that

Answer (b) create a social media account and share clips of their recordings;