My gf's puppy is trying to play innocent and act like he didnt just pee on the floor

Lol that is funny. How old is her dog?

Explanation:

They are tempted to pee in the house when they are little and that is all right. Just get them some puppy pads and get yourself some paper towels. Also when they pee in your house don't yell at them or point your finger in their face that just makes them scared. Instead talk to them in a gentle way and take them outside. Just try to train them to go outside and reward them when they do go outside and pee or poop.  

you could try surgery or viagra. super wierd question tho.

explanation:

answer; i believe that the correct answer is (participation);