What name would you give the present age? "the age of"

The answer to this question should be subjective as it centers you as the presenter of the answer.
Quote “what name would YOU give” therefore present an age. Because the answer has to present an age as that is the subjective question at hand.
Unless your a postmodernists than you have to answer the question with a solid firm answer of an age.
So but if the answer is objective with a teachers bias. Than the current age should be the age of the 21st century as categorized by most people on this earth.
But if it’s asking the present age then usually presents are delivered on December 25th. Or your birthday. But whose birthday ? we could go with the oldest man to live methuselah.
Happy birthday methuselah ;)
But if we don’t go with man. Than let’s go to the earth. The earth is 365 days old per year. So on January first it could be the age of one and 2nd could be age of two. And so on and so fourth.
But if we cease to age the earth or the age of a man.
Then the present age could be Tuesday Wednesday...
But if we need an objective conclusion then we need to ask the teacher first. What name would you give the present age.
And we might get browny points. And end up getting an a + but if your on an online class or have homework. Than use one of these answers and if the teacher gives you an F. Than you can legally fire that teacher for being racist agains retawds. They’ll either get fired or get sent to the special Ed’s class.
So there you go you get it correct and if you don’t like your teacher you have a chance at getting a new one ;)