Roasting competition! Whoever uses the best roast gets an awesome prize and u can roast in the comments too!

I got u covered and i will still roast u in the comments imma good roaster to!

Step-by-step explanation:

You’re the reason God created the middle finger.

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

You r is so annoying, you make your Happy Meal cry.

You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.

Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.

I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.